"Klaus Schmoll" (klausschmoll)
07/20/2015 at 13:51 • Filed to: None
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"Klaus Schmoll" (klausschmoll)
07/20/2015 at 13:51 • Filed to: None | 3
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while in a moving vehicle! A mother let her one year old daughter play with her keys while they were on the Autobahn somewhere around Lübeck, Germany in a new-ish Passat. At one point to infant decided to throw them out of the window. The whole ring! With the proximity key attached! Well, the inevitable happened. the engine died, and the mother barely made it onto the side of the road. The police was called and even managed to find the keys. They were all heavily bent, but the eletronic proximity key still had enough life left in it to let the car start so that they could continue their journey. Still, keys, baby, open window... not the brightest of ideas.
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Justin Hughes
> Klaus Schmoll
07/20/2015 at 13:56 |
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McMike
> Klaus Schmoll
07/20/2015 at 14:00 |
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List consists of, but is not limited to:
Your smartphone
Your car keys
Your handgun
Lawnmowers
TV remotes
Your laptop
Motorcycles
Your Passport (Actual identification or Honda)
Fire
Your Penis
Power tools
Anything expensive.
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Klaus Schmoll
> McMike
07/20/2015 at 14:09 |
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But that would require common sense. Something that died out ages ago.
boxrocket
> Klaus Schmoll
07/20/2015 at 14:13 |
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Who doesn’t keep their proximity key in their pocket or purse? How did the baby even get the key?
HammerheadFistpunch
> McMike
07/20/2015 at 14:13 |
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This is a good list. strange, but good.
TwinCharged - Is Now UK Opponaut
> Klaus Schmoll
07/20/2015 at 14:14 |
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//frustrated shriek
thebigbossyboss
> Klaus Schmoll
07/20/2015 at 14:23 |
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I want you to tell the story of blowing up the rental truck again. hahaha.
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Klaus Schmoll
> boxrocket
07/20/2015 at 14:38 |
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She gave it to her so she could have something to play around with.
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Klaus Schmoll
> thebigbossyboss
07/20/2015 at 14:39 |
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Never!
Tohru
> Klaus Schmoll
07/20/2015 at 14:55 |
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Oppo PSA: Don’t have kids.
BloodlessWeevil
> Klaus Schmoll
07/21/2015 at 08:58 |
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Wait, what?!? Shutting down the car when it loses the key signal is a safety issue while it is stationary, even more so if it is in motion. How does VW get away with that?!?
Musabasjoo
> Klaus Schmoll
08/01/2015 at 00:12 |
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one baaaaad baby